In case
you missed it, and I’m not entirely sure you could have, the Great and Mighty
Twitter has erupted. A minor eruption, but an eruption all the same. According
to Aaron Ward of TSN (and other secondary sources too numerous to list) the
Wings are close to or have re-signed Jimmy Howard to 6 years/5.3 mil per. (And
then they weren’t close and then they were. As of this writing it seemed a done
deal.)
For
some reason this made the Twitter angry. “We shouldn’t spend that much on a
goalie, we have other guys to re-sign! He’s not elite! That's not the Red Wings' way!” said the Twitter, and
for some reason people thought it made sense. People who must surely realize hallmarks of the "Red Wings' way," impenetrable defense and Homer in the net offense, have passed. People who have watched this team
night in, night out and commented on innumerable occasions that Jimmy was the
only thing keeping us in it. The only Wing who showed up. The only Wing worth
mentioning.
And
thus I think a fitting place to start with a rebuttal to the anti-Jimmy-Contract
Twitter storm is the unmentionables. We are a team that signed Samuelsson and
Quincey to $3 million contracts EACH (nearly 4mil for Quincey). And while everyone
and their mother agrees this was an idiotic thing to do, it doesn’t change that
we threw over $6 million at two of the least useful players to pull on a Red
Wings’ sweater in recent memory. Another guy, Colaiacovo, is getting $2.5
million to exist on the very edges of the collective memory of our fandom . If
you’re Jimmy Howard, and you play your heart and soul out nightly to keep this
team in games they often have no business being in, what do you do if that goes
unrequited? What do you do if the team you give your all for doesn’t think you’re
worth at least double Carlo Colaiacovo?
First I
would take a minute to feel properly insulted. Then, I would look at a goalie
roster that includes Jonas “I think flopping around like a scared puppet is a
sound goaltending strategy” Gustavsson and the inexperienced young guy Mrazek
and say, simply: “Well, maybe you can trade for Luongo. I’m sure you can
justify *that* cap hit, right?” And I’d walk away. I wouldn’t even look back.
The
scenario is a nightmare and we all know it. There’s no one who is going to
replace what Jimmy does for us for the price Jimmy is willing to accept. Not
right now, at least. End of. And while I still have major doubts about Jimmy in
the postseason, this is the first season in a while that we finally see what it’s
like not to assume the postseason is a given. This season began a new era,
where we can’t coast by on an incredible defense or solid offense. We need a
regular season goalie before we can even dream of the playoffs. That’s Jimmy,
and in my mind that’s the end of the argument. This contract, should it come
with that number, is a necessity.
Which
brings us to the “What Now?” portion of our day. According to everyone’s
favorite bearer of bad news, CapGeek.com, Jimmy’s potential deal would leave us
with about $12 million (we could add several million more if we buy out some…*ahem*
less than ideal signings). $12 million to sign a fair few people (here’s the
link if you want to see for yourself
http://www.capgeek.com/redwings/cap-calculator/).
The issue is more specific than what now, it’s: Who’s the odd man (men) out?
This is my dream, folks:
Not
re-signing Filppula is a given (in my mind at least). Maybe he’ll fly off to a
place we dare not mention, and maybe there he’ll win a trophy that breaks our
hearts. Maybe afterward he’ll end up on Florida, or Phoenix, or some other team
who is so firmly embedded in NHL obscurity we’re not even sure if they’re real
anymore. Yes, maybe he’ll pull a Kopecky (who is getting paid $3 million a
year, for anyone keeping score of bad deals at home.) In any event, it’s
Filppula’s business. For the good of the Red Wings, it can no longer be our
business.
Another
given is buyouts (compliance buyouts for EVERYONE! Or…two guys). This is the
fun part, where we get to imagine we’ve never heard of certain guys
.
Quincey
who? ($3.775 million)
Samuelsson
who? ($3 million)
Carlo I can't spell his last name to save my life who? (Ordinary buyout, $2.5 million)
Which brings us to a fairly delicious roughly $21 million
available if the Howie deal is signed.
Remind me again why you were so worried about $5.3 million
for Howard, Twitter. Remind me.
It’s
good to have our goalie locked for a bit. And if we concentrate on signing our
young guys with bright futures, ending this horrible emergency vet signing
strategy that saw us bring in Sammy and Cola etc., and picking up one or two
above average guys in the offseason then I think next year we have a lot less
to fear. And we’re not even going to think about that whole “Pavel’s probably
going back to Russia when his contract ends” thing. We are going to crawl back
into our safe little “Jimmy for six more years!” bunkers and not think about it
even once. Not. Once. Oh god.